You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY ON THURSDAY.
I WILL BE IN SICILY FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEN IN MALTA FOR TWO WEEKS AND FOUR DAYS.
Asdfghjkl. Aaaaahhhhhh. W h a t
I AM GOING HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER TEN YEARS. JESUS I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL RIGHT NOW.
So social, you’re on here instead of talking to actual people in the same room as you, I feel so loved 🚽